10 Things I hate about BPM

I bet you never thought you'd hear me say it, but here we go. I hate:

The fact that it's reduced to yet another boring ackronym - it's so much more interesting than that

The fact that people are still arguing about what BPM / Process improvement and all the other phrases including process actually mean (it doesn't matter!!!)

Boring, elongated articles on process that try to turn it into a science - please people, go back to university and leave us alone!

People arguing over their tools "my tool is better than your tool!" - stop it - you're all tools!

People jumping on and off process bandwagons "Ooooh Six Sigma was so 2007" - it's not fashion so get over it

Lumbering software giants that charge a squillion dollars for poor installations that give process a bad name

People who write process blogs, but who can't write (does that include me - ha!)

Senior Managers who can't see the value of process (go die you dinosaurs!)

People who think because you've drawn a process map you've solved world peace

Those who cannot see "THE GOAL"

Harsh, aren't I?

- TPN

Comments

[Mary]

haha. This made my shotty day just a little better :)